Jenk Warlock

Formerly known as "Paul Lewis", the Jenk Warlock is a Jenken entity wandering the Branglesphere searching for his own cup. The Jenk Warlock is known for profuse alcohol sweats, a large gut and his jenky, gargling voice. The cry of the Jenk Warlock has the ability to disrupt brangle and invites doubts into the area. The Jenk Warlock is a self-sufficient entity running naturally on the jenk he produces from within.

The Jenk Warlock may have been a Fuck Boy in another life time. He was cursed by the Jenk Witch to be jenky for all eternity. Jenk runs through his veins and his glands produce nothing but pure jenk. His body produces enough jenk for it to fill his throat as he speaks. The result is a very distinct speech pattern consisting of a gurgling, barely coherent sound. The Jenk Warlock often struggles to find words as they must pass through his jenk filter. The alcohol sweats produced by the Jenk Warlock are not a liquor any mortal should consume. For the body to be for producing jenk at such an alarming rate takes an extreme amount of energy, resulting in an alarmingly high internal body temperature. His body burns at such a high temperature that the jenk within the body boils. The jenk vapours rise within his body collecting in his lungs where the vapours cool and collect. As the Jenk Warlock runs on these fumes the concentrated jenk vapour they oozes out of his pores around his forehead and arms. The alcohol sweat produced if collected in a cup is best described as a Poo Vodka. This sweat makes the Jenk Warlock a difficult to pin down and catch. . . not that one would wish to catch this Jenken.